WIN LEE ROCKER'S CD "BULLETPROOF"

[TheMADMAN]

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[Anonamosity]

who the hell is lee rocker

and why is he bulletproof

you know...

Batman wheres bulletproof armor

its a very thick rubber suit

it actually weighs about 80 lbs in real life

that's why micheal keaton is a badass

he was also the best batman of them all

and jack nicholson was the best joker

do you know what the jokers real name was

his name was jack napier

in the 60's batman tv show Joker was played by cesar romero

and the guy who played alfred was named jack napier

i don't know who played the riddler

but the penguin was played by burgess meredith

danny devito played penguin in the second micheal keaton movie

much better than the meredith penguin

but no catwoman was as sexy as michelle pfeifer

not even halle berry

did you know that halle berry got paid a 1/2 million dollars to show her tits

it was in the movie swordfish

john travolta was in that movie too

so was the guy who played wolverine in x-men

you know who would have made a better wolverine

Jack nicholson if had been in the eighties

patrick stewart played proffesor charles xavier

and he was the original candidate for the part of Mr. Freeze

that was in the fourth batman movie

but instead they went with arnold scwartzeneger

who was in twins with danny devito

and danny devito directed and starred in get shorty with John travolta

and who the fuck is Lee rocker?

adam sandler had a movie called bulletproof

he also starred in a movie with jack nicholson

it was called anger management

marissa tomei was in that movie too

she is a damn foxy woman

not as foxy as michelle pfeifer though

michelle pfeiefer was pushed out a window by christopher walkin

that was in the second batman movie

it was titled Batman returns

but he never really did go anywhere

he was just sitting around in his mansion getting old

does anyone else think the batmobile from the first movie was the best

the 60's batmobile was made from a thunderbird

it was pretty cool too

almost as cool as christopher walkin

his character in batman was named Max Shrek

he had a stuffed chihuahua named Geraldo

does anyone else really hate that talkshow guy named geraldo

he bugs the shit outta me

almost as much as ricki lake

but she's not as bad as ricky martin

martin sheen was in apocalypse now

so was harrison ford and lawrence fishburne

he was in the matrix, he played morpheus

but his first role ever was cowboy curtis on peewee's playhouse

he was a hawaiin cowboy who wore pink

the guy who played pink in the wall was named bob geldoff

i don't know if he was ever in any other movies

but i do know he wasn't in Batman

and neither was Lee Rocker

either way sign me up,

i like to expand my musical horizons

i used to drive a plymouth horizon

i painted it bright orange

we called it orange thunder

does anyone else remember the thundercats

that was a pretty cheezy cartoon.

almost as cheezy as the fourth batman movie

Uma thurman was hot in that movie though

she was also in pulp fiction with john travolta

they did the twist at a place called Jack Rabbit Slims

their waiter was buddy holly

he was played by steve buscemi

it was a film by quentin Tarantino

he also made from dusk till dawn

starring george clooney

he was batman in the fourth movie

He sucked

hopefully that Lee rocker CD doesn't suck

[Whoozyerdaddy]

That was pretty cool... But Uma Thurman was NEVER hot. She's just too tall and bony. Ick...

But Michelle Pfeiffer... She's another story. Yum

[Whoozyerdaddy]

So.... Did I win??

[TheMADMAN]

YEP!